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2013 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up

 Why Johnny Depp? For the moment he realized his career was becoming a collection of weird hats.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
 Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
2024 Archive: The Argylle Cat
 Why was it a target? For a CGI feline that was almost as unconvi...read more »
32 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2010 “Airbender, SATC 2 & Twilight Tussle” Edition
In 2010, the 31st Razzie Awards had to deal with a historical cul...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
 Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
2023 Classic: The Exorcist
Believer’s Price Tag: Why was it a target? For proving that spend...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
2024 Archive: The Madame Web Pepsi
 Why the product placement? Because the Pepsi logo had more chara...read more »

😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
 Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie A...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
 Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
 Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Director
 Why Marc Webb for Snow White? For proving that a "web" is exactl...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer04/16/2000 19:57Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Palm_Pilot_User09/12/2000 14:13Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Alt_Vista_Searcher02/25/2015 14:32I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green11/13/1995 03:42Super green! Hilarious!
@Beavis_Cornholio02/19/2004 02:32I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Cow_And_Chicken11/10/2014 11:51Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Toolbar_Hater06/03/2005 02:11My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@About_Dot_Com08/15/2000 04:57The human guide to online humor.
@Starcraft_Zerg12/11/2013 01:54Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Grammar_Nazi_9909/08/2010 13:31Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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