2025 Archive: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is automatic, just walk in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

@Silicon_Valley_Fan01/08/2008 05:02This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Mini_Me_Rocks02/03/2006 12:36... (Laughter in silence).

@AllYourBase_9902/20/2007 09:15All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Frame_Set_Wizard10/07/2015 17:20I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular07/31/1999 17:39I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!