Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiwum (I-know-one) more joke, but let’s save it for next year!
Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition
In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »
35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal & Skyrim Edition
In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Paris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »
37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Snap Edition
In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »
43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Apps Edition
In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Legacy: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »
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The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
This is a comment on a funny joke.