In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characters shorter. It was the year of the “Vesper Martini,” the rise of Nintendo Wii (causing many… Read More »75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
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Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians’ obituaries before they even felt sick, which ruined the surprise. Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes:… Read More »2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiwum (I-know-one) more joke, but let’s save it for next year! Part of the… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Final
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2024 Bestie! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Tank
Why was July 2024 the most frantic month in D.C.? Because Joe Biden decided to “pass the torch” to Kamala Harris, proving that the only… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Great Switch
Why was there a blue cat with a mushroom hat on everyone’s phone? Nobody knew why, but in 2023, it was the peak of human… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Smurf Cat” (Shailushai)
“Everything is blurry.” “Take off the face shield, Dave. We don’t use those anymore.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron”… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Vision
What were we drinking in 2022? “A Negroni… Sbagliato… with Prosecco in it.” Emma D’Arcy made bartenders worldwide want to retire. Part of the 35… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Negroni Sbagliato” Moment
Why was the traveler waving at the door? Because he thought it was “Smart Tech,” but the sensor was just broken. Part of the 49… Read More »2020 Archive: The Contactless Everything
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