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2020 Archive: The Contactless Everything

 Why was the traveler waving at the door? Because he thought it was “Smart Tech,” but the sensor was just broken.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2020 “Year of the Great Staycation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Hologram Tour Guide
 Why did the tourist walk through his guide? Because it was a hig...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neuralink Flight
 Why was the plane so quiet? Because every passenger was watching...read more »
The Souvenir Logic
Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.I bo...read more »
The Camping Adventure
Paying money to live like a homeless person for a weekend.Camping...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Hotel
 Why was the guest so annoyed at the Galactic Resort? Because he ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Floating City
 Why was the traveler seasick? Because he was staying in a "Susta...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Passport
 Why was the passport glowing? Because it has a built-in GPS and ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Coffee
 Why was the Starbucks on Mars so expensive? Because "shipping an...read more »
The Duty Free Shop
Buying giant chocolate bars because they feel free (they aren’t)....read more »
The Final Destination
Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »

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2024 Classic: The 10-Step Skincare
 Why was the girl’s carry-on so heavy? Because her "Sephora Kid" ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Pillow
 Why did the pillow record the guest's snoring? Because it's "Ana...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan06/05/2011 19:31Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Ebay_Sniper03/01/2010 18:05Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Men_In_Black_K08/01/2015 17:48We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Pirates_Jack_S04/13/2012 06:14But you have heard of this joke!
@Malware_Hunter03/07/2014 09:09Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy03/18/2011 03:26That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Liger_Owner_X09/15/2003 09:39It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Protoss_Pylon04/21/2014 20:57You must construct additional laughs!
@Mondo_Media_X03/10/2008 16:30Top tier web animation humor!

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