How many Texans does it take…

How many Texans does it take to change a light bulb? One. But they’ll need a pickup truck, a gun, and three hours of storytelling first.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Melrose_Place_Fan06/02/2003 12:49Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/09/2008 01:53I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Celebrity_DM07/07/2001 02:16Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Ninja_Turtle_R08/31/1998 11:58Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Netscape_Now_B10/28/2015 15:19I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Facepalm_Master08/07/2013 17:43I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Selfie_King_0502/09/2000 23:10Taking a photo of me laughing!