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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, we emerged from the great indoors into a world of "new n...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2025, the line between human and machine has become even more ...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

In 1998, the world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," Google had just...read more »

How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but ...read more »

In 2023, the world was lived in pink and shadows. We witnessed th...read more »

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

In 2002, the world was swinging through the city with Spider-Man,...read more »

@Myspace_First_Friend06/05/1997 10:19I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Silk_Road_Ghost04/17/1999 15:23Trading jokes in the shadows.

@E_T_Phone_Home02/18/2006 21:29E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Trololo_Man_7002/20/2002 18:26Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Noob_Slayer_X01/30/2015 22:32Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.