How many mice does it take…

How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but they have to be really small.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Rewritable_CD02/18/2005 06:47I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Reservoir_Joe05/31/2002 00:25Professional humor for professional people.

@Courage_Dog09/13/1999 06:41The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Flashdance_What02/01/2005 21:50What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Second_Life_Avy04/14/2007 03:12In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@GL_HF_Runner08/23/2000 19:18Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Captain_Obvious05/04/2008 16:06This is a comment on a funny joke.