How many astronomers does it take…

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer the dark.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Palm_Pilot_User04/30/2000 19:55Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Doom_Marines12/04/2010 07:23Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Beverly_Hills_9021011/02/1995 16:18The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Austin_Powers_Y03/10/2006 09:13Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Trololo_Man_7007/17/1995 22:14Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!