2020 Archive: Best Pop Solo Performance
Why “Truth Hurts”? Because Lizzo took a DNA test and found out she’s 100% a Grammy winner. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Archive: Best Pop Solo Performance
2020 Vintage: The Renée Zellweger Win
Why did she win for Judy? Because playing a legend who is struggling is the official “Comeback Route” for every major actress. Part of the… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Renée Zellweger Win
2019 Vintage: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Why was Brad Pitt on a roof? Because in 2019, Quentin Tarantino proved that a shirtless stuntman and a can of dog food were the… Read More »2019 Vintage: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
2018 Archive: The MRI
“Does this machine work with my ‘Health App’?” “No, it’s a magnet. It’ll erase your ‘Save Game’ and your phone.” Part of the 66 Doctor… Read More »2018 Archive: The MRI
2018 Legacy: The First Man Nausea
Ryan Gosling went to the moon and all I got was a very realistic sense of motion sickness. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2018 Legacy: The First Man Nausea
2018 Archive: The Baby Shark
I told my kid a shark joke. Now I’m stuck in a “doo-doo-doo” loop of regret. It’s a “fin”-ished situation. Part of the 126 Classic… Read More »2018 Archive: The Baby Shark
2017 Legacy: Logan
Why was Wolverine so tired? Because in 2017, Hugh Jackman decided that his final performance should involve less spandex and more “get off my lawn”… Read More »2017 Legacy: Logan
2016 Vintage: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
2015 Vintage: The Google Maps “Offline”
Why did the driver get lost? He “downloaded the map” but forgot that the road was closed for a marathon. Part of the 77 Office… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Google Maps “Offline”
2015 Legacy: The Amazon Echo
She’s jealous of Alexa. She says, “Why would you ask a machine for the weather when I’m right here to tell you that it’s going… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Amazon Echo