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2017 Legacy: Logan

 Why was Wolverine so tired? Because in 2017, Hugh Jackman decided that his final performance should involve less spandex and more “get off my lawn” energy.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
 Why was the juice loose again? Because after 36 years, Michael K...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, the world was spinning—mostly because everyone had a fid...read more »
2024 Legacy: Zendaya (Challengers)
 Why was everyone suddenly interested in tennis? Because Zendaya ...read more »
2025 Archive: Stranger Things Finale
 Why did Netflix actually break? Because the final episode was so...read more »
The Cher Comeback
With the hit "Believe," Cher proved she was immortal, leading to ...read more »
2025 Archive: Labubu Dolls
 Why are grown celebrities carrying "ugly-cute" monsters? Because...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sydney Sweeney’s Oscar Campaign
 Why was the group chat so divided? Because she spent 2025 provin...read more »
The Eminem Phenomenon
Eminem's rise brought jokes about his aggressive lyrics and famil...read more »
41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition
In 2023, pop culture took the wheel—from cinematic showdowns to s...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2015 “Is It Blue or Gold?” Edition
In 2015, the world divided into two camps because of a single dre...read more »

😜 More from category: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
 Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
 Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@XFiles_Spooky_M02/27/2005 12:56Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Bam_Margera_Fan02/05/2012 16:33Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo09/07/1995 09:10Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Ferris_Bueller12/27/2014 07:34Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Flash_Intro_Hater09/06/2009 12:13Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

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