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2024 Classic: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

 Why was the juice loose again? Because after 36 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder proved that you don’t need a reboot, you just need the same suit and a lot of practical effects.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory10/14/1997 23:07Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@The_Mask_Smokin02/02/2012 16:03P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry06/30/2000 11:27In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Double_Rainbow_G06/01/1997 16:28What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Lag_Victim_0101/01/2005 01:51I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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