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2025 Archive: Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl

 Why was the 2025 Super Bowl halftime so intense? Because Kendrick performed in bootcut jeans and spent 15 minutes making “loaded eye contact” with the camera, making every other rapper in the building want to apologize for existing.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory02/10/1996 05:24Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Burning_CDs12/13/2012 04:17I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@HTML_Hacker06/10/2001 13:08<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu03/30/1998 17:08Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Lock_Stock_Two08/06/2003 12:52It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Tagged_Network11/06/1999 06:20You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

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