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2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling at the Oscars

 Why was everything pink again? Because “I’m Just Ken” at the 2024 Oscars proved that 65 dancers and a Slash solo are the only way to lose an award but win the night.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The Umbrella Academy (Final Season)
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2024 Vintage: Chappell Roan
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2025 Archive: Labubu Dolls
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2024 Classic: Alien
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2024 Archive: Deadpool & Wolverine
 Why were they holding hands? Because in 2024, Marvel realized th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Diddy Verdict
 Why was 2025 the "year of accountability"? Because the legal sys...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coldplay "Kiss Cam"
 Why was a concert clip the most-sent video of the year? Because ...read more »
2025 Archive: Jet2 Holiday Memes
 Why was an airline slogan the song of the summer? Because social...read more »
2025 Archive: Stranger Things Finale
 Why did Netflix actually break? Because the final episode was so...read more »

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34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition
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31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9609/05/2003 11:26What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Titanic_Survivor02/14/2007 10:09I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette11/16/2004 05:32I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Neo_The_One09/14/2015 15:07I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@CatDog_Alone05/22/1996 12:33One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Evil_Kermit_M04/12/2003 13:08Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Bebo_Lover_0511/16/2001 22:02Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

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