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2024 Archive: Deadpool & Wolverine

 Why were they holding hands? Because in 2024, Marvel realized that the only way to save the multiverse was with a lot of “bye-bye-bye” dancing and a R-rated bromance.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Katy Perry (Woman’s World)
 Why was the response so quiet? Because in 2024, the world realiz...read more »
2025 Classic: The Diddy Verdict
 Why was 2025 the "year of accountability"? Because the legal sys...read more »
2024 Classic: Alien
Romulus: Why was the "offspring" so creepy? Because in 2024, we l...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition
In 1999, we were convinced the world would end because of a compu...read more »
2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling at the Oscars
 Why was everything pink again? Because "I'm Just Ken" at the 202...read more »
2025 Archive: Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl
 Why was the 2025 Super Bowl halftime so intense? Because Kendric...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition
In 1997, the world was sinking—partly because of a giant iceberg ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sydney Sweeney’s Oscar Campaign
 Why was the group chat so divided? Because she spent 2025 provin...read more »
2025 Archive: Jet2 Holiday Memes
 Why was an airline slogan the song of the summer? Because social...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
 Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »

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 Why did she have a metal arm? Because Anya Taylor-Joy proved tha...read more »
2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
 Why were fans using forensic zoom? Because one blurry photo of a...read more »
2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase
 Why is everyone saying "It’s not clocking to you" in 2025? Becau...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coldplay "Kiss Cam"
 Why was a concert clip the most-sent video of the year? Because ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1609/24/2000 23:49I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Java_Applet_User12/22/1995 22:17This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink05/02/2015 10:53I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@IMVU_Chatter10/27/1996 13:063D laughs are the best!
@Anonymous_User07/01/2000 00:49We are many. We are laughing.

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