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2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase

 Why is everyone saying “It’s not clocking to you” in 2025? Because JB said it once during a livestream, and now it’s the only socially acceptable response to an inconvenient truth or a bad Wi-Fi connection.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: The Acolyte
 Why was the Star Wars fandom so loud? Because in 2024, we learne...read more »
2024 Vintage: House of the Dragon (Season 2)
 Why were we picking sides? Because "Team Black" vs. "Team Green"...read more »
2025 Vintage: Katy Perry in Space
 Why did Katy Perry go to space in 2025? Because after years of s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Night Manager Season 2
 Why was Tom Hiddleston back as a spy? Because we finally realize...read more »
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Subway "Yoga" Lady
 Why was she everywhere? Because in 2024, we learned that doing a...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition
In the year 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that ou...read more »
2025 Classic: JoJo Siwa’s New Look
 Why was she on Celebrity Big Brother? Because in 2025, JoJo deci...read more »
2024 Classic: The Year 2024
 Why did it feel so fast? Because we spent the whole time "shakin...read more »
The Terminator in Office
Arnold became the "Governator" of California. Arnold Schwarze...read more »

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 Why did teachers across the world finally give up in 2025? Becau...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition
In 2008, the world was obsessed with a clown in Gotham, a man in ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red02/08/2010 13:36It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Jurassic_Park_Fan11/16/1997 16:56Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Firewire_Fan02/11/2009 03:58Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Tank_Operator10/11/2007 23:32Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Rugrats_Tommy10/18/1997 20:46A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Harambe_Memories08/11/2003 22:31Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Netscape_Now_B06/30/2013 15:29I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Prodigy_User_X05/27/2005 12:54Way better than the Prodigy boards!

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