The Terminator in Office

Arnold became the “Governator” of California.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is giving his first speech as Governor. He looks at the state budget deficit and says, “This budget is like a Predator. It’s ugly, it’s bleeding, and I don’t have time to bleed.”
An aide whispers, “Sir, what’s the plan to fix it?”
Arnold looks him in the eye and says, “Simple. I’m going to terminate the taxes, and if the legislature complains, I’ll tell them: ‘Hasta la vista, baby… and don’t forget to pay the car tax on your way out.'”