Why was everything lime green in 2024? Because Charli XCX convinced the entire world that being messy, blunt, and slightly chaotic was a “lifestyle” rather than just a bad Tuesday.
Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The Definition of Is
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Super green! Hilarious!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Still digging for more humor!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
This joke is an Epic Win!