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2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower

 Why were we all crying? Because in 2024, she returned to the stage to sing “L’Hymne à l’amour” and reminded the world that she is the undisputed Queen of the high note.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Unix_Wizard10/06/1996 17:28sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Fargo_Marge01/01/2015 02:36Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan04/04/2009 15:25Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Numa_Numa_Guy11/01/1996 18:03Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Lag_Victim_0106/03/2002 20:45I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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