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2025 Legacy: Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau

 Why were they spotted on a date? Because after a seven-second trip to orbit, Katy decided that world leaders were the only people grounded enough for her “cosmic” energy.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition
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2025 Archive: Happy Gilmore 2
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The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sydney Sweeney’s Oscar Campaign
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The Terminator in Office
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37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Demogorgons” Edition
In 2016, the world was literally walking into poles trying to cat...read more »
2024 Classic: Katy Perry (Woman’s World)
 Why was the response so quiet? Because in 2024, the world realiz...read more »
2025 Classic: Beyoncé’s Grammy Sweep
 Why was 2025 the year of "Justice at Last"? Because Beyoncé fina...read more »
2025 Legacy: Freakier Friday
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38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_Explorer08/13/2007 20:28I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor05/06/2006 17:40One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Startup_Kid02/06/2000 15:00Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Lock_Stock_Two04/13/2001 19:42It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Daria_Morg01/25/2006 19:18My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@One_Does_Not_S08/25/2005 23:15One does not simply read one joke.
@Viewer_Number_108/02/2004 20:28First! And it’s funny!

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