When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the punchline of many jokes.
After the divorce papers are signed, Nicole Kidman is walking out of the lawyer’s office looking happier than ever. A reporter stops her and asks, “Nicole, what’s the best part about being single again?”
Nicole looks down at her feet, then looks at the camera and says, “Finally, I can wear high heels again without making my husband look like he’s my younger brother at a graduation ceremony.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!