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2025 Archive: Skims “Body Mods”

 Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fake-nipple bra, she realized that the only thing left to sell us was the things we’ve been trying to shave off since the 90s.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_Explorer06/10/2005 23:54I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Saved_By_The_Bell09/17/2006 10:57I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Optical_Mouse_9903/06/2003 17:25I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Donnie_Darko_8801/02/2002 08:27Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Sum41_Skater03/29/2000 07:04In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs10/10/2006 02:35Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler04/18/2014 00:51May I suggest another joke, sir?
@ODP_Editor_9910/31/2003 11:33Approved for the Open Directory Project!

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