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2024 Classic: Alien

Romulus: Why was the “offspring” so creepy? Because in 2024, we learned that being 7-feet tall and looking like a nightmare is the best way to end a space horror movie.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Beyoncé’s Grammy Sweep
 Why was 2025 the year of "Justice at Last"? Because Beyoncé fina...read more »
2024 Classic: Bad Monkey
 Why was Vince Vaughn in Florida? Because in 2024, we learned tha...read more »
2024 Classic: Shōgun
 Why were we all learning Japanese? Because in 2024, Lord Toranag...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition
In 2018, half of the universe disappeared with a snap, Lady Gaga ...read more »
The Cher Comeback
With the hit "Believe," Cher proved she was immortal, leading to ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift (The Tortured Poets Department)
 Why was 2024 so "tortured"? Because Taylor Swift released 31 son...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition
In 1996, the world was obsessed with "Girl Power," a dancing baby...read more »
2025 Archive: Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco
 Why was the wedding so floral? Because they decided to celebrate...read more »
2025 Archive: Jet2 Holiday Memes
 Why was an airline slogan the song of the summer? Because social...read more »
2025 Classic: Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans
 Why was there a "national debate" over denim in 2025? Because Sy...read more »

😜 More from category: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: Sydney Sweeney’s Oscar Campaign
 Why was the group chat so divided? Because she spent 2025 provin...read more »
2024 Classic: The Crow (Remake)
 Why was Bill Skarsgård so tatted? Because in 2024, we learned th...read more »
The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition
In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end according to th...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve04/20/2007 14:37Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Buffy_Fan9711/02/1997 05:01Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Toy_Story_Woody10/30/2005 22:16There is a joke in my boot!
@Brazil_Terry_G10/23/2007 11:55Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink12/09/2005 02:19I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Confused_Travolta11/23/1997 02:12Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

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