Why was 2024 so “tortured”? Because Taylor Swift released 31 songs at 2 AM and told us that we were all members of a department we didn’t apply for, but were legally required to study.
Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition
In 2020, the world turned into a giant waiting room. We all becam...read more »
2024 Vintage: Chappell Roan
Why was she your "Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist"? Because in...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Willy Wonka Experience (Glasgow)
Why was a warehouse in Scotland the biggest celebrity of Februar...read more »
2024 Classic: The Acolyte
Why was the Star Wars fandom so loud? Because in 2024, we learne...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Weddings & Horcruxes” Edition
In 2011, we said goodbye to a boy wizard, hello to a game of thro...read more »
2025 Archive: A Minecraft Movie
Why did the critics have to eat their words? Because the movie a...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition
In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end according to th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus Thailand
Why were we all afraid of wellness retreats? Because the third s...read more »
2024 Classic: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Why was the juice loose again? Because after 36 years, Michael K...read more »
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2025 Classic: Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans
Why was there a "national debate" over denim in 2025? Because Sy...read more »
2024 Classic: Dune
Part Two: Why was the popcorn bucket so... famous? Because in 202...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Conclave" Hype
Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the se...read more »
41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was caught between classic glitz and the dawn ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
The highest note of humor!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
High five for this joke!