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2025 Archive: A Minecraft Movie

 Why did the critics have to eat their words? Because the movie actually turned out to be a massive success, proving that “blocky graphics” and Jack Black are a bulletproof combination.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans
 Why was there a "national debate" over denim in 2025? Because Sy...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Willy Wonka Experience (Glasgow)
 Why was a warehouse in Scotland the biggest celebrity of Februar...read more »
2024 Archive: Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars (Die With A Smile)
 Why were they wearing matching blue suits? Because in 2024, they...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Games & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, we emerged from our homes only to realize that wearing p...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, we said a final goodbye to the Avengers, discovered that...read more »
2025 Archive: Labubu Dolls
 Why are grown celebrities carrying "ugly-cute" monsters? Because...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition
In 1997, the world was sinking—partly because of a giant iceberg ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Year 2024
 Why did it feel so fast? Because we spent the whole time "shakin...read more »
The Titanic Obsession
After Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio was everywher...read more »
2024 Classic: Caitlin Clark
 Why was everyone watching women’s basketball in 2024? Because Ca...read more »

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2024 Classic: Dune
Part Two: Why was the popcorn bucket so... famous? Because in 202...read more »
2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
 Why were fans using forensic zoom? Because one blurry photo of a...read more »
41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was caught between classic glitz and the dawn ...read more »
2025 Classic: Gisele Bündchen
 Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor04/03/1996 19:48I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Alt_Vista_Searcher06/24/2010 02:39I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules01/01/2001 18:06Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@WiFi_Zero_One04/18/2006 22:37Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan05/07/2013 22:31Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Club_Penguin_Kid02/05/2009 02:28Waddle on over and read this!
@CounterStrike_Pro09/16/2001 20:52Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Me_Gusta_Face12/13/2012 00:09Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Keep_Calm_Fan08/11/2001 05:08Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Selfie_King_0505/24/2001 11:54Taking a photo of me laughing!

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