Why were they wearing matching blue suits? Because in 2024, they realized that a 70s-style ballad was the only way to make the entire world stop and slow-dance.
Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Bridgerton (Season 3)
Why was everyone looking for a "Wallflower"? Because Penelope an...read more »
2025 Vintage: Katy Perry in Space
Why did Katy Perry go to space in 2025? Because after years of s...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sydney Sweeney’s Oscar Campaign
Why was the group chat so divided? Because she spent 2025 provin...read more »
2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
Why were fans using forensic zoom? Because one blurry photo of a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Willy Wonka Experience (Glasgow)
Why was a warehouse in Scotland the biggest celebrity of Februar...read more »
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
2025 Classic: The Diddy Verdict
Why was 2025 the "year of accountability"? Because the legal sys...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
In 2002, the world was spinning faster than a Kelly Clarkson high...read more »
2025 Legacy: Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s Engagement
Why did the internet crash on a random Tuesday in 2025? Because ...read more »
2024 Vintage: House of the Dragon (Season 2)
Why were we picking sides? Because "Team Black" vs. "Team Green"...read more »
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2024 Archive: Snoop Dogg at the Olympics
Why was he at every event? Because in 2024, Snoop became the uno...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition
In 1998, the world was obsessed with asteroids hitting Earth, a b...read more »
The Titanic Obsession
After Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio was everywher...read more »
2025 Archive: Skims "Body Mods"
Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
I am crying... with laughter!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Way better than the Prodigy boards!