Why was everyone looking for a “Wallflower”? Because Penelope and Colin proved that in 2024, the best gossip is the kind that ends with a carriage ride and a very high Netflix rating.
Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Prince Andrew’s Headlines
Why was his fall from grace still falling? Because 2025 brought ...read more »
The Michael Jackson Mystery
Michael Jackson visits an elementary school. He walks into a clas...read more »
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coldplay "Kiss Cam"
Why was a concert clip the most-sent video of the year? Because ...read more »
The Bat Incident
The Osbournes TV show made Ozzy a pop-culture icon for his "...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition
In 1999, we were convinced the world would end because of a compu...read more »
2024 Classic: Katy Perry (Woman’s World)
Why was the response so quiet? Because in 2024, the world realiz...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
In 2002, the world was spinning faster than a Kelly Clarkson high...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition
In 2025, the boundary between Earth and orbit finally cracked, Ke...read more »
2024 Classic: Alien
Romulus: Why was the "offspring" so creepy? Because in 2024, we l...read more »
😜 More from category: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl
Why was the 2025 Super Bowl halftime so intense? Because Kendric...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "6-7" Meme
Why did teachers across the world finally give up in 2025? Becau...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition
In 2005, the internet changed forever with a video of a guy at a ...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Games & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, we emerged from our homes only to realize that wearing p...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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The coolest joke in the zip code.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
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Good game, well played. This is a winner.