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The Michael Jackson Mystery

Michael Jackson visits an elementary school. He walks into a classroom and tells the kids, “Whoever can answer a question about history gets a prize!”
One little boy raises his hand and asks, “Mr. Jackson, why do you wear one glove?”
Michael smiles and says, “Because it’s better than wearing two. It leaves one hand free to change my face without getting fingerprints on the surgical mask!”

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Dune
Part Two: Why was the popcorn bucket so... famous? Because in 202...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Night Manager Season 2
 Why was Tom Hiddleston back as a spy? Because we finally realize...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition
In 2013, the world was divided into two groups: those who couldn'...read more »
2025 Legacy: Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s Engagement
 Why did the internet crash on a random Tuesday in 2025? Because ...read more »
41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was caught between classic glitz and the dawn ...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
 Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
2024 Archive: Snoop Dogg at the Olympics
 Why was he at every event? Because in 2024, Snoop became the uno...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name...” Edition
In 2022, we learned that a slap can be heard around the world, th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Naked Gun 2025
 Why was Liam Neeson the king of comedy? Because the reboot prove...read more »
2025 Archive: A Minecraft Movie
 Why did the critics have to eat their words? Because the movie a...read more »

😜 More from category: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Katy Perry (Woman’s World)
 Why was the response so quiet? Because in 2024, the world realiz...read more »
2024 Classic: Furiosa
 Why did she have a metal arm? Because Anya Taylor-Joy proved tha...read more »
The Super Bowl Coverage
The "Nipplegate" incident at the Super Bowl was the first major v...read more »
2025 Classic: JoJo Siwa’s New Look
 Why was she on Celebrity Big Brother? Because in 2025, JoJo deci...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker08/31/1997 05:59It really whips the llama's ass!
@Cast_Away_Wilson07/17/2009 01:05WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@BBS_Sysop10/16/2004 08:46Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@QuickTime_Viewer01/05/1998 00:39Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry01/12/2004 21:29In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Flash_Intro_Hater11/25/2011 23:16Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@CounterStrike_Pro11/04/2010 10:26Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Trogdor_Burn07/06/1997 00:39Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan11/24/2009 18:32OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

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