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2024 Classic: Furiosa

 Why did she have a metal arm? Because Anya Taylor-Joy proved that in 2024, the “Fury Road” is even longer and more gasoline-scented than we remembered.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan11/05/2011 12:28Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Myspace_Tom06/26/2002 09:26I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Shrek_Ogrelord11/18/2014 14:18Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Fresh_Prince_Will11/10/1996 06:43Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Men_In_Black_K10/17/2013 03:14We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Mean_Girls_Regina12/22/2004 18:21Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Bluetooth_Bot09/10/2007 05:39Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Marla_Singer_Fan02/08/1996 06:27A joke for the end of the world.
@Afk_For_Laughs08/28/1995 17:41Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Trogdor_Burn06/07/2013 19:52Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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