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2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter (Espresso)

 Why was 2024 so caffeinated? Because Sabrina Carpenter convinced us all that she was “working late” and that being a “pop star” meant having a catchy hook and a lot of vintage aesthetic.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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