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2025 Archive: Happy Gilmore 2

 Why was Adam Sandler back on the green? Because in 2025, we realized that watching a middle-aged man scream at a golf ball is the only form of therapy that actually works.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Naked Gun 2025
 Why was Liam Neeson the king of comedy? Because the reboot prove...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition
In 1998, the world was obsessed with asteroids hitting Earth, a b...read more »
33 Celebrity Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Meat Dresses” Edition
In 2010, the world was spinning like Leonardo DiCaprio’s top. We ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Idea of You
 Why was Anne Hathaway dating a boy-bander? Because in 2024, we r...read more »
2025 Classic: Gisele Bündchen
 Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »
The Terminator in Office
Arnold became the "Governator" of California. Arnold Schwarze...read more »
2024 Archive: Twisters
 Why were they chasing storms again? Because in 2024, we realized...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition
In 2013, the world was divided into two groups: those who couldn'...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, the world was spinning—mostly because everyone had a fid...read more »
41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition
In 2023, pop culture took the wheel—from cinematic showdowns to s...read more »

😜 More from category: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Shōgun
 Why were we all learning Japanese? Because in 2024, Lord Toranag...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Subway "Yoga" Lady
 Why was she everywhere? Because in 2024, we learned that doing a...read more »
The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »
2024 Classic: Brat Summer (Charli XCX)
 Why was everything lime green in 2024? Because Charli XCX convin...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator02/21/2003 04:09/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@DVD_Collector08/25/2007 17:56Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Geocities_Neighbor11/03/2014 09:30Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Zoolander_Derek11/20/2015 13:41What is this? A joke for ants?
@American_Psycho_P07/25/2012 11:38I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Napoleon_Dyna05/12/2009 14:08Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Guestbook_Signer10/15/2010 01:05Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

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