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2025 Classic: Gisele Bündchen

 Why was she “busy living life” in 2025? Because she welcomed a new baby and proved that the best way to handle a tabloid frenzy is to simply not have an Instagram password.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: House of the Dragon (Season 2)
 Why were we picking sides? Because "Team Black" vs. "Team Green"...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition
In 2018, half of the universe disappeared with a snap, Lady Gaga ...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name...” Edition
In 2022, we learned that a slap can be heard around the world, th...read more »
2024 Vintage: Chappell Roan
 Why was she your "Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist"? Because in...read more »
2024 Classic: Bridgerton (Season 3)
 Why was everyone looking for a "Wallflower"? Because Penelope an...read more »
2024 Classic: Brat Summer (Charli XCX)
 Why was everything lime green in 2024? Because Charli XCX convin...read more »
2025 Legacy: Oasis Reunion Tour
 Why are tickets costing more than a small island? Because in 202...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
 Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
The Terminator in Office
Arnold became the "Governator" of California. Arnold Schwarze...read more »
2024 Classic: Furiosa
 Why did she have a metal arm? Because Anya Taylor-Joy proved tha...read more »

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 Why did the year feel like a fever dream? Because we spent the w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Night Manager Season 2
 Why was Tom Hiddleston back as a spy? Because we finally realize...read more »
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 Why were they wearing matching blue suits? Because in 2024, they...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zoolander_Blue09/19/1996 19:01Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@ChatRoom_Queen05/27/1996 03:50A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Net_Addict_200005/29/2010 23:58My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude09/16/2014 21:50The Dude abides... this joke.
@Speed_Racer_Go04/18/2002 03:03Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@White_Goodman_G05/17/2010 20:39We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Dancing_Baby_9610/07/2005 13:14Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@About_Dot_Com07/24/2002 14:26The human guide to online humor.
@Salad_Fingers_F03/15/2011 09:23I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@LonelyGirl15_F09/07/2003 18:11Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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