Why was she “busy living life” in 2025? Because she welcomed a new baby and proved that the best way to handle a tabloid frenzy is to simply not have an Instagram password.
Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: House of the Dragon (Season 2)
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39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition
In 2018, half of the universe disappeared with a snap, Lady Gaga ...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name...” Edition
In 2022, we learned that a slap can be heard around the world, th...read more »
2024 Vintage: Chappell Roan
Why was she your "Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist"? Because in...read more »
2024 Classic: Bridgerton (Season 3)
Why was everyone looking for a "Wallflower"? Because Penelope an...read more »
2024 Classic: Brat Summer (Charli XCX)
Why was everything lime green in 2024? Because Charli XCX convin...read more »
2025 Legacy: Oasis Reunion Tour
Why are tickets costing more than a small island? Because in 202...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
The Terminator in Office
Arnold became the "Governator" of California. Arnold Schwarze...read more »
2024 Classic: Furiosa
Why did she have a metal arm? Because Anya Taylor-Joy proved tha...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "Opalite" Dance
Why was everyone doing smooth arm gestures? Because Taylor Swift...read more »
2025 Classic: The End of 2025
Why did the year feel like a fever dream? Because we spent the w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Night Manager Season 2
Why was Tom Hiddleston back as a spy? Because we finally realize...read more »
2024 Archive: Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars (Die With A Smile)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
The human guide to online humor.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!