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2025 Classic: The End of 2025

 Why did the year feel like a fever dream? Because we spent the whole time waiting for the “future” to happen, only to realize that the future is just us wearing more expensive sweatpants.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower
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35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition
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2025 Classic: Jon Hamm’s Viral Dance
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The Cher Comeback
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2025 Classic: Beyoncé’s Grammy Sweep
 Why was 2025 the year of "Justice at Last"? Because Beyoncé fina...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition
In 2025, the boundary between Earth and orbit finally cracked, Ke...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Idea of You
 Why was Anne Hathaway dating a boy-bander? Because in 2024, we r...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye08/15/1998 19:37Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Msdos_Expert05/21/1996 03:11DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Oracle_Says12/21/1998 19:07I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry06/29/2010 20:38In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Ring_Member_9807/24/2009 01:10Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@DMOZ_Volunteer12/27/2013 11:34Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

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