With the hit “Believe,” Cher proved she was immortal, leading to many “age” jokes.
A scientist is asked what the world will look like after a nuclear holocaust. He says, “The only things left will be cockroaches and Cher.”
The reporter asks, “What will Cher be doing?”
The scientist replies, “She’ll be on her ‘Final-Final-This-Is-It-I-Mean-It’ Farewell Tour, singing about how she still believes in life after love, while wearing an outfit made of the cockroaches.”
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition
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41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition
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35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition
In 2025, the boundary between Earth and orbit finally cracked, Ke...read more »
33 Celebrity Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Meat Dresses” Edition
In 2010, the world was spinning like Leonardo DiCaprio’s top. We ...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition
In 2008, the world was obsessed with a clown in Gotham, a man in ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coldplay "Kiss Cam"
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The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
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😜 More from category: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
In 2002, the world was spinning faster than a Kelly Clarkson high...read more »
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39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition
In 2018, half of the universe disappeared with a snap, Lady Gaga ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
That still only counts as one laugh!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.