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The Cher Comeback


With the hit “Believe,” Cher proved she was immortal, leading to many “age” jokes.

A scientist is asked what the world will look like after a nuclear holocaust. He says, “The only things left will be cockroaches and Cher.”
The reporter asks, “What will Cher be doing?”
The scientist replies, “She’ll be on her ‘Final-Final-This-Is-It-I-Mean-It’ Farewell Tour, singing about how she still believes in life after love, while wearing an outfit made of the cockroaches.”

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition
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2024 Classic: Shōgun
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41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition
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35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition
In 2025, the boundary between Earth and orbit finally cracked, Ke...read more »
33 Celebrity Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Meat Dresses” Edition
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35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Coldplay "Kiss Cam"
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2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
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35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
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 Why are grown celebrities carrying "ugly-cute" monsters? Because...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_9002/25/2005 06:24In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Austin_Powers_Groovy10/04/1996 14:55Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/27/2015 01:41That still only counts as one laugh!
@Mainframe_Manny06/29/2001 04:09Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Linkin_Park_Fan07/16/2014 07:35In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Distracted_Boy01/16/1996 17:21Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Railgun_Sniper06/23/2015 10:11I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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