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2024 Classic: Shōgun

 Why were we all learning Japanese? Because in 2024, Lord Toranaga proved that patience, honor, and a lot of subtitles are the keys to winning an Emmy and a war.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber09/16/2009 07:14So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@AOL_Instant_Msg01/02/2011 20:15I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor02/27/2008 08:47One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Pirate_Bay_9910/04/2010 17:05Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Grunge_Lord_9405/03/2008 00:15I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Bebo_Lover_0509/11/2007 05:51Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

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