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2024 Classic: The Acolyte

 Why was the Star Wars fandom so loud? Because in 2024, we learned that even a thousand years before Vader, people were still arguing about the Force on the internet.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: Baby Reindeer
 Why were we afraid of our inbox? Because in 2024, Richard Gadd t...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition
In 2003, the world was obsessed with finding a clownfish, wonderi...read more »
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
In 2002, the world was spinning faster than a Kelly Clarkson high...read more »
2025 Archive: Skims "Body Mods"
 Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fa...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition
In 2008, the world was obsessed with a clown in Gotham, a man in ...read more »
2024 Classic: Shōgun
 Why were we all learning Japanese? Because in 2024, Lord Toranag...read more »
2024 Classic: Alien
Romulus: Why was the "offspring" so creepy? Because in 2024, we l...read more »
2024 Classic: Katy Perry (Woman’s World)
 Why was the response so quiet? Because in 2024, the world realiz...read more »
2025 Archive: Happy Gilmore 2
 Why was Adam Sandler back on the green? Because in 2025, we real...read more »

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2024 Classic: Bridgerton (Season 3)
 Why was everyone looking for a "Wallflower"? Because Penelope an...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus09/09/2006 09:24What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Dumb_And_Dumber08/23/2002 16:55So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Jackass_Johnny08/27/2008 01:14Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Footloose_Ren04/08/2001 03:29Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Ferris_Bueller10/20/2013 03:06Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Under_Const_Gif12/05/2005 00:54This site is never finished... with humor!
@Search_Scout_9909/14/2015 13:13Scouting the web for gems like this.
@ODP_Editor_9904/07/1996 06:38Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Keep_Calm_Fan02/12/2003 18:10Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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