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2024 Classic: The Acolyte

     Why was the Star Wars fandom so loud? Because in 2024, we learned that even a thousand years before Vader, people were still arguing about the Force on the internet.

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    1. 2024 Classic: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
     Why was the juice loose again? Because after 36 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder proved th... read more »
    2. 2002 Classic: Las Ketchup
     Why was "The Ketchup Song" a hit? Because in 2002, we were still addicted to nonsensical dances ... read more »
    3. 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition
    In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end according to the Mayans, but we spent our fina... read more »
    4. 2001 Vintage: Michael Jackson (Invincible)
     Why was the album called Invincible? Because in 2001, MJ believed that if he wore enough gold ta... read more »
    5. 2016 Vintage: Doctor Strange
     Why was the city folding? Because in 2016, Benedict Cumberbatch proved that magic is basically j... read more »
    6. 2011 Legacy: Beyoncé’s Pregnancy Reveal
     Why did the 2011 VMAs break the internet? Because Beyoncé dropped her mic, unbuttoned her blazer... read more »
    7. 1995 Vintage: Nicolas Cage (Leaving Las Vegas)
     Why did he win an Oscar for drinking? Because in 1995, he was the only actor who could make a ha... read more »
    8. 2025 Legacy: The “Conclave” Hype
     Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the search for a new Pope became the b... read more »
    9. 2023 Classic: Super Mario Bros. Movie
     Why did it make a billion dollars? Because Jack Black sang "Peaches" and every adult in the worl... read more »
    10. 2005 Vintage: James Bond (Daniel Craig Cast)
     Why were people mad? Because in 2005, the world wasn't ready for a "blonde Bond," unaware he was... read more »

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