39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition

In 2018, half of the universe disappeared with a snap, Lady Gaga found her “Shallow” voice, and we all learned how to “Floss” like a 10-year-old at a wedding. It was the year of the Royal Wedding 2.0, the rise of “Bongo Cat,” and the moment we realized that a movie about a spider-verse could actually be better than reality.

The 2018 Top 10: The “Thanos & Star Is Born” Classics

1. Thanos (Avengers: Infinity War): Why did everyone feel so thin in 2018? Because Thanos snapped his fingers and proved that even if you’re a superhero, you’re only one “I don’t feel so good” away from being a pile of dust.
2. Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper (A Star Is Born): Why was everyone screaming “Haaa-ah-ah-ah-aaah” in 2018? Because Gaga and Bradley proved that you only need one garage song and a lot of intense eye contact to make the whole world cry.
3. The “Floss” Dance: Why was every kid in 2018 moving their arms like a malfunctioning robot? Because Fortnite convinced a generation that “Flossing” was a more important life skill than actual dental hygiene.
4. Prince Harry & Meghan Markle: Why was 2018 the “Royal Wedding” year again? Because we needed to see that an American actress could become a Duchess and that a gospel choir could make a castle feel like a soul concert.
5. Cardi B: Why was 2018 “Invasion of Privacy”? Because Cardi B proved that you can go from reality TV to a Grammy winner while making “Okurrr” the most important word in the English language.
6. Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman): Why was everyone crossing their arms in 2018? Because “Wakanda Forever” wasn’t just a movie quote—it was a global movement that proved superheroes look better in vibranium.
7. Drake (In My Feelings): Why were people jumping out of moving cars? Because the “Kiki Challenge” convinced 2018 that risking your life for a 15-second clip was the ultimate way to show your love for Drake.
8. Ariana Grande (Thank U, Next): Why were we all thanking our exes? Because in 2018, Ariana turned a breakup into a masterclass in self-love and Mean Girls nostalgia.
9. The Tide Pod Challenge: Why did 2018 start so weirdly? Because the internet had to remind us that laundry detergent is for washing machines, not for snacks, even if they do look like forbidden fruit.
10. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse: Why were there so many Spider-Men? Because in 2018, we realized that anyone can wear the mask, even if you’re a pig or a depressed middle-aged guy in sweatpants.

The Full 2018 Celebrity Jokes Archive

11. Bohemian Rhapsody (Rami Malek): Why was Freddie Mercury back? Because Rami Malek put on some fake teeth and proved that “Ay-Oh!” is still the best way to control a stadium.
12. Childish Gambino (This Is America): Why was the video so quiet? Because in 2018, we were too busy analyzing every frame to realize that Donald Glover had just changed the game again.
13. Post Malone: Why did he have “Sunflower” stuck in our heads? Because in 2018, he proved that being a “rockstar” means having face tattoos and a voice like a very talented bear.
14. Bird Box: Why was everyone wearing blindfolds? Because Netflix convinced us that if we didn’t look at 2018, it couldn’t hurt us (also, Sandra Bullock is a great navigator).
15. Elon Musk’s Tesla in Space: Why was there a car in orbit? Because in 2018, Elon decided that “Starman” needed a ride and that the galaxy needed a convertible.
16. Travis Scott (Astroworld): Why was the world “Sicko Mode”? Because in 2018, Travis Scott turned an amusement park into an album and the beat-switch became a national holiday.
17. Crazy Rich Asians: Why were we all obsessed with dumplings and weddings? Because in 2018, we learned that family drama is much more entertaining when it involves a billion dollars and a mahjong game.
18. The Rock (Skyscraper): Why was he jumping off a crane? Because in 2018, we realized there isn’t a building on Earth that Dwayne Johnson can’t save with one leg and some duct tape.
19. Queer Eye (Reboot): Why were we all crying over a French tuck? Because the Fab Five arrived in 2018 to tell us that avocados and self-care could fix literally anything.
20. Camila Cabello (Havana): Why was it still playing? Because in 2018, she proved that half of her heart was in Havana and the other half was at the top of the charts.
21. Mission: Impossible – Fallout: Why did Henry Cavill “reload” his arms? Because in 2018, a mustache and a bathroom fight were the most action-packed things in cinema.
22. Mason Ramsey (The Yodeling Boy): Why was a kid yodeling in Walmart? Because in 2018, the internet decided that a bow tie and some Hank Williams was exactly what our feed was missing.
23. To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before: Why were we all drinking Yakult? Because Noah Centineo and Lana Condor made us believe that unsent letters were the most romantic thing in the digital age.
24. A Quiet Place: Why did we stop eating popcorn? Because in 2018, John Krasinski convinced us that one crunch would bring a monster into the theater.
25. Shawn Mendes: Why was he “In My Blood”? Because in 2018, he proved that you can be a pop heartthrob and still sing about having anxiety like a pro.
26. Venom: Why was Tom Hardy eating tater tots? Because in 2018, we learned that having a symbiotic alien in your head is mostly just being hungry and arguing with yourself.
27. The Incredibles 2: Why did it take 14 years? Because Jack-Jack had so many powers that Pixar needed over a decade just to animate all of them.
28. Kylie Jenner (Stormi): Why was “To Our Daughter” the most watched video? Because in 2018, Kylie proved that keeping a pregnancy secret is the ultimate influencer power move.
29. Aquaman: Why was Jason Momoa talking to fish? Because in 2018, he proved that being the King of Atlantis means being 90% hair and 10% trident.
30. Hereditary: Why were we all clicking our tongues? Because in 2018, Toni Collette gave us a performance so scary we still can’t look at an attic the same way.
31. Bongo Cat: Why was a cat playing drums? Because in 2018, we needed a meme that was simple, musical, and didn’t involve people eating laundry detergent.
32. Meghan Trainor: Why was she “No Excuses”-ing? Because in 2018, she wanted to remind us that she still had that bass, even if we were all busy listening to Ariana.
33. Red Dead Redemption 2: Why were we all saying “Hey Mister”? Because in 2018, Arthur Morgan proved that being a cowboy is 5% shooting and 95% brushing your horse.
34. The Haunting of Hill House: Why were we seeing ghosts in the background? Because in 2018, Mike Flanagan decided that hidden ghosts were the best way to make us pause our TVs every 5 minutes.
35. Fifty Shades Freed: Why was it finally over? Because in 2018, they ran out of knots, billionaire problems, and slow-motion songs.
36. The Grinch (Benedict Cumberbatch): Why was he so mean? Because in 2018, even the Grinch realized that he needed a hip-hop soundtrack by Tyler, the Creator to be relevant.
37. Panic! At The Disco (High Hopes): Why were they walking up a building? Because in 2018, Brendon Urie had “High Hopes” and apparently a lot of suction cups.
38. Stan Lee: Why was the sky a little darker? Because in 2018, the world lost the man who taught us that with great power comes great responsibility, and he left us with a cameo in our hearts.
39. The Year 2018: Why did it end? Because we were all too busy trying to figure out how to “Snap” our own fingers to see if we’d survive until 2019.