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2024 Vintage: The Umbrella Academy (Final Season)

 Why was it so short? Because in 2024, the Hargreeves family finally ran out of timelines to break and decided to end the world one last time.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: Twisters
 Why were they chasing storms again? Because in 2024, we realized...read more »
The Titanic Obsession
After Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio was everywher...read more »
2024 Legacy: Baby Reindeer
 Why were we afraid of our inbox? Because in 2024, Richard Gadd t...read more »
2025 Classic: Prince Andrew’s Headlines
 Why was his fall from grace still falling? Because 2025 brought ...read more »
32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition
In 2004, the world learned that on Wednesdays we wear pink, Janet...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition
In 1998, the world was obsessed with asteroids hitting Earth, a b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Diddy Verdict
 Why was 2025 the "year of accountability"? Because the legal sys...read more »
2025 Vintage: Katy Perry in Space
 Why did Katy Perry go to space in 2025? Because after years of s...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name...” Edition
In 2022, we learned that a slap can be heard around the world, th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Aura" Kid
 Why was a toddler on a boat a global star? Because his dance had...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The "Opalite" Dance
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero09/15/2009 00:17I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Internet_Explorer_308/25/2013 05:16Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@MIRC_Operator08/13/2010 19:48/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Men_In_Black_J01/27/2009 06:02Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@South_Park_Cartman05/13/2011 20:20Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Dial_Up_King09/11/2005 06:30Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Trinity_Matrix03/06/2013 14:27Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Party_On_Garth05/17/1999 13:53I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Liger_Owner_X09/02/2011 15:04It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Me_Gusta_Face03/03/2012 03:06Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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