Why was it so short? Because in 2024, the Hargreeves family finally ran out of timelines to break and decided to end the world one last time.
Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.