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2024 Archive: Twisters

 Why were they chasing storms again? Because in 2024, we realized that “If you feel it, chase it” is a great movie slogan and a terrible way to handle actual weather.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Gisele Bündchen
 Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »
2025 Archive: Skims "Body Mods"
 Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Night Manager Season 2
 Why was Tom Hiddleston back as a spy? Because we finally realize...read more »
2025 Classic: Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans
 Why was there a "national debate" over denim in 2025? Because Sy...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Opalite" Dance
 Why was everyone doing smooth arm gestures? Because Taylor Swift...read more »
2025 Archive: Stranger Things Finale
 Why did Netflix actually break? Because the final episode was so...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition
In 2001, the world got a lot bigger and a lot smaller at the same...read more »
2024 Classic: The Year 2024
 Why did it feel so fast? Because we spent the whole time "shakin...read more »
2024 Classic: Post Malone (F-1 Trillion)
 Why was he a country star? Because in 2024, Posty proved that he...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition
In 2013, the world was divided into two groups: those who couldn'...read more »

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In 2017, the world was spinning—mostly because everyone had a fid...read more »
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In 2011, we said goodbye to a boy wizard, hello to a game of thro...read more »
2025 Archive: Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco
 Why was the wedding so floral? Because they decided to celebrate...read more »
2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase
 Why is everyone saying "It’s not clocking to you" in 2025? Becau...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan10/07/1995 02:10Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings05/24/2001 04:28One joke to rule them all!
@Spice_Girl_Posh09/23/2006 23:37Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Hey_Arnold_Fan12/31/2001 22:29Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Starcraft_Zerg12/30/2005 22:56Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Flash_Game_Dev05/22/2006 00:24I should make a game about this joke.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair05/14/2009 18:48I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@I_See_What_You10/08/2011 07:01I see what you did there. Clever!

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