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2024 Classic: Post Malone (F-1 Trillion)

 Why was he a country star? Because in 2024, Posty proved that he can wear a trucker hat and sing about a “Long Neck Ice Cold Beer” better than most people born in Nashville.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition
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2024 Classic: Dune
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2025 Legacy: Oasis Reunion Tour
 Why are tickets costing more than a small island? Because in 202...read more »
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 Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »
The Michael Jackson Mystery
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2024 Legacy: Zendaya (Challengers)
 Why was everyone suddenly interested in tennis? Because Zendaya ...read more »
2025 Classic: Gisele Bündchen
 Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »
2024 Classic: Alien
Romulus: Why was the "offspring" so creepy? Because in 2024, we l...read more »
The Eminem Phenomenon
Eminem's rise brought jokes about his aggressive lyrics and famil...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready06/26/2013 19:41If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@AOL_Instant_Msg03/11/1995 17:17I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Geocities_Neighbor05/19/1996 17:39Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Netscape_Now_B10/05/2011 06:14I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Selfie_King_0504/04/2005 18:31Taking a photo of me laughing!

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