Why did the blonde throw her phone in the ocean?
This one is a total US humor staple: She wanted to see a dial-fin.
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses “Suggested Replies” because he thinks his own “I’ll sue you” sounds more authentic. Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
2025 Classic: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future… Read More »2025 Classic: The Crash
2024 Classic: Post Malone (F-1 Trillion)
Why was he a country star? Because in 2024, Posty proved that he can wear a trucker hat and sing about a “Long Neck Ice… Read More »2024 Classic: Post Malone (F-1 Trillion)
2024 Classic: The Launch of “Rabbit R1”
Why was there a orange box with a wheel? Because we thought we needed a dedicated AI device, only to realize that “this could have… Read More »2024 Classic: The Launch of “Rabbit R1”
2024 Archive: The AI Video (Sora)
Why was the traveler confused? Because he saw a video of a golden retriever flying a plane and he wasn’t sure if it was real… Read More »2024 Archive: The AI Video (Sora)
2024 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
Why did the “Bella Baxter” team win? Because making Emma Stone look like a Victorian experiment is harder than it looks on Pinterest. Part of… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
2023 Vintage: The American Fiction “White Books”
Why Jeffrey Wright? For a satire that reminded us that Hollywood only wants “authentic” stories if they fit into a very specific and very narrow… Read More »2023 Vintage: The American Fiction “White Books”
2021 Archive: The Vax Card
Why was the traveler’s most prized possession a piece of white cardboard? Because in 2021, a Vaccine Card was more valuable than a Gold Medallion status and… Read More »2021 Archive: The Vax Card
2020 Classic: The “Hearts and Minds” 2020
Why did we build a hand-washing station? To prove that “Soap” is a more powerful “Force Multiplier” than a 5.56mm round. Part of the 31… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Hearts and Minds” 2020