Why Jeffrey Wright? For a satire that reminded us that Hollywood only wants “authentic” stories if they fit into a very specific and very narrow box.
Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer, Kenergy & Atomic Hats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »
2023 Classic: The Hunger Games
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2025 Archive: The Karate Kid
Legends: Why Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio? For proving that "Wax...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition
In 1998, Hollywood decided that the Earth was far too safe, so th...read more »
35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition
In 2005, Hollywood went dark. It was the year we realized that a ...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Hobbits & Ogre Onion” Edition
In 2001, Hollywood realized that people really, really wanted to ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Blade (Maybe?) Release
Why the silence? For a movie that has been "coming soon" since 20...read more »
2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
Why the three and a half hours? Because Martin Scorsese decided t...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition
In 2017, Hollywood decided to get personal. It was the year we le...read more »
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Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »
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The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2020 “Tenet Inversion, Couch Premiers & Zoom Red Carpets” Edition
In 2020, the most dramatic thing in Hollywood wasn't a plot twist...read more »
2023 Archive: The 2023 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Double Strike"? Because it was the year the actors and w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
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