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2024 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win

Why did the “Bella Baxter” team win? Because making Emma Stone look like a Victorian experiment is harder than it looks on Pinterest.

Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Student_Life_0111/17/1997 19:49Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Pentium_Power07/30/2006 15:19My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Xanga_Skin_Maker02/22/2013 10:39This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Futurama_Fry_M09/03/2003 21:01Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
@Mind_Blown_Gif09/10/1997 19:40*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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