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2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening

Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy realized that after 97 years, they needed a man who looks like a Victorian ghost but tells jokes like a late-night legend to keep the show under four hours.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Instant_Msg01/14/1998 21:54I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Overclocker_Pro09/25/1995 15:21My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Green_Day_Fan06/20/1996 19:09Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/30/1999 11:15That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Rage_Comic_Fan02/25/1995 04:42FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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