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2024 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short

Why did The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar win? Because Wes Anderson finally figured out that the secret to winning an Oscar is to make his movies much, much shorter.

Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Net_Neutrality03/06/2013 21:42Equality for all jokes!

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