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2020 Classic: The “Hearts and Minds” 2020

Why did we build a hand-washing station? To prove that “Soap” is a more powerful “Force Multiplier” than a 5.56mm round.

Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Kernel_Panic_9804/13/2011 15:29This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude09/30/2010 21:48The Dude abides... this joke.
@Lock_Stock_Two11/17/2001 09:50It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Digimon_Tamer05/31/2014 17:50My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Thundercats_Ho09/10/1995 12:41Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Mini_Me_Rocks10/03/2004 02:33... (Laughter in silence).
@Second_Life_Avy07/07/1995 04:13In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular08/26/2004 15:37I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

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