2025 Classic: The “Bio-Metric” ID 2025

Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a “Human” and not just a very realistic “Infiltration Android.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »

Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »

In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »

Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »

In 1995, the world’s militaries were transitioning from "Grand St...read more »

Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »

Why the 12K upgrade? To see if the enemy soldier is using a "Pro"...read more »

Why did the F-16 take 2 years to get to Ukraine? Because the "Unb...read more »

In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »

Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »

Why were the 2023 defensive lines so "Retro"? Because Russia deci...read more »

In 2007, the "Peace Dividend" wasn't just dead; it was buried und...read more »

Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ11/17/2015 04:48Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Fresh_Prince_Will11/28/1996 16:22Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli12/18/1997 19:27That still only counts as one laugh!

@Broadband_Newbie02/18/2001 11:25Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Silk_Road_Ghost07/28/2009 05:55Trading jokes in the shadows.

@American_Psycho_P12/03/2005 22:30I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Trainspotting_Rent02/07/2014 16:37Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Yugioh_Duelist08/22/2006 15:15You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).