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Why did the blonde throw her phone in the ocean?

This one is a total US humor staple:

She wanted to see a dial-fin.

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@Doom_Guy11/07/1998 17:11Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Resident_Evil_Z01/10/2002 14:19Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@ChatRoom_Queen08/08/1997 21:45A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@DotCom_Survivor01/26/1997 21:18I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Requiem_Dreamer11/09/2013 20:46That was intense... and funny!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs07/11/2010 21:31Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Uncle_Rico_9807/02/1998 02:41I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Numa_Numa_Guy05/18/2010 23:54Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real04/03/2011 19:42I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde throw her phone in the ocean?”

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    User_870 [Human Verified]

    i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.

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