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2025 Archive: Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco

 Why was the wedding so floral? Because they decided to celebrate their 2025 nuptials by turning a forest into a venue and proving that “happy and messy” beats “perfect and boring.”

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, the world changed with a single "home" button, we all le...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Aura" Kid
 Why was a toddler on a boat a global star? Because his dance had...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition
In 1997, the world was sinking—partly because of a giant iceberg ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Conclave" Hype
 Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the se...read more »
2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
 Why were fans using forensic zoom? Because one blurry photo of a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Willy Wonka Experience (Glasgow)
 Why was a warehouse in Scotland the biggest celebrity of Februar...read more »
2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower
 Why were we all crying? Because in 2024, she returned to the sta...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition
In 1996, the world was obsessed with "Girl Power," a dancing baby...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Fall Guy
 Why was Ryan Gosling a stuntman? Because in 2024, Hollywood want...read more »
2024 Classic: The Year 2024
 Why did it feel so fast? Because we spent the whole time "shakin...read more »

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The Super Bowl Coverage
The "Nipplegate" incident at the Super Bowl was the first major v...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
 Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »
32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition
In 2004, the world learned that on Wednesdays we wear pink, Janet...read more »
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior10/20/2009 10:40I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher04/09/2014 07:57I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Hotmail_Checker10/05/2008 10:39Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Baywatch_Runner02/26/1995 09:24Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Nirvana_Teen03/11/2002 00:27Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@E_T_Phone_Home07/27/1995 00:53E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Bebo_Lover_0506/26/2015 18:38Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Trogdor_Burn11/28/2014 06:55Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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