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2025 Legacy: The “Conclave” Hype

 Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the search for a new Pope became the biggest “reality show” of 2025, with more plot twists than a season of Succession.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The "Opalite" Dance
 Why was everyone doing smooth arm gestures? Because Taylor Swift...read more »
2025 Archive: Labubu Dolls
 Why are grown celebrities carrying "ugly-cute" monsters? Because...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition
In 1997, the world was sinking—partly because of a giant iceberg ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Naked Gun 2025
 Why was Liam Neeson the king of comedy? Because the reboot prove...read more »
2025 Vintage: Kanye’s Latest Rant
 Why was the internet melting down? Because a new family feud rem...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Subway "Yoga" Lady
 Why was she everywhere? Because in 2024, we learned that doing a...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Weddings & Horcruxes” Edition
In 2011, we said goodbye to a boy wizard, hello to a game of thro...read more »
2024 Classic: Caitlin Clark
 Why was everyone watching women’s basketball in 2024? Because Ca...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition
In 2005, the internet changed forever with a video of a guy at a ...read more »
2024 Classic: Furiosa
 Why did she have a metal arm? Because Anya Taylor-Joy proved tha...read more »

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2024 Legacy: Baby Reindeer
 Why were we afraid of our inbox? Because in 2024, Richard Gadd t...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition
In 2003, the world was obsessed with finding a clownfish, wonderi...read more »
2024 Classic: Bad Monkey
 Why was Vince Vaughn in Florida? Because in 2024, we learned tha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Aura" Kid
 Why was a toddler on a boat a global star? Because his dance had...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen09/27/2001 18:57A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Frasier_Crane10/02/2015 21:03I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Orange_Mocha_F08/31/2002 23:21Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Frame_Set_Wizard04/05/2010 06:42I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@David_After_Dent11/25/2008 11:34Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Epic_Fail_Guy08/06/2001 01:56This joke is an Epic Win!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/29/2004 21:03I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Wall_Post_Hero11/12/1999 11:33Posting this to my own wall right now!

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